Where you from? ...Essex unfortunately.

we've been slow mo'ed. i just got up to get a coffee and it felt like a my brain was in a vice. 'what goes next? ...ah yes milk. Little packets?? .... sugar, do i have that? .' Bloody beer. Bloody free beer. Bloody free beer at work. Bloody free beer at work with new boss. Bloody free...you get the picture.

Lisa is offending me today. That's all I'm going to say. She keeps giving me carrots.

Tube strike was a bitch. So much for the living at work 'mantra' (Bugger i just used an 'advertising' word, sorry) of the placement team. We didn't get in till gone eleven. Had to sneak in up the back way so the new boss didn't clock us. Couldn't really help it tho. I reckon they don't want people from Essex to go to London because the buses from Woodford just circle it and don't actually go anywhere. You've probably got some old dears from Illford wandering around thinking that Buckingham palace is on Romford high street. That's if you were 'lucky' enough to crow bar yourself on to a bus. 'If you get on through the back I'm shutting down the bus!' 'Screw you mate i want to get home before Christmas', oooo if looks could kill. New strike on Monday, whoopi doo.

Had my journey made a little more pleasant this morning by the journalists at the metro. Thanks guys. I was reading over someones shoulder (Why carry one if you don't have to? you need your arms to hang on) and saw the headline...
"Children in factories? They love it." Genius. It was something about the Victorians, its been a slow post strike news period obviously.Made me laugh tho. Now its on the 'broom cupboard' wall.

Another thing that will be on the 'broom cupboard' wall shortly is the new cadbury ad. A gorilla that loves Phill collins, playing the drums. Glad to see the 'monkeys are always funny' rule is still being upheld. I love it because its fun, doesn't make any sense except it makes you smile and it actually got past a client. I only hope that one day me and t'other one will be able to do that.

Im writing a lot today to try and jumpstart my brain. The little midget-like beer devil has stopped jigging on it in his little high heel shoes so thats a start, slapped him with a paracetamol or two, did the trick. JWT has a thing about free bars on a Thursday which i suppose is all well and good when you can normally afford drinks. When you can't and you hear 'bar' and 'FREE' its hard to show control. Take it while you can get it.

Lisa has just started singing The Lighthouse Family.

Its week 10 in the broom cupboard.